Sunday, May 6, 2007

What You Might Have Missed

I am really sorry to have taken so long to get these posted. By now there may not be anyone interested in reading the blog. I have finally readjusted to life back in Lubbock. I hit the ground running back at school, returning in time for the TAKS test. My kids acted like they were anxious for me to be back, but that was short lived. One day I visited them before I was actually back in the classroom. They all tried to convince me that the teacher who took my place while I was gone was "really mean". Mind you she is one of the most nurturing, kind, pleasant people you could ever hope to be your teacher. I guess they had forgotten what "really mean" was in my absence. It didn't take long for them to loose their excitement about my return.

Anyway, on to a story I completely forgot to post. We were in Thailand, when Melissa (the boys' mom) asked me if I wanted to go to a cobra milking at the Red Cross. Absolutely! I thought.

So we go and there is a small area of stadium type seating. We wait patiently for the "milking" to begin. The first snake was a king cobra, who was brought out bare-handed by a trainer. I was really surprised considering what I had learned about king cobras in Nepal. The trainer let him down and began antagonizing the snake for a good show. Everyone was standing up half out of wanting to see, half out of reaction that a frickin' king cobra being set down below us. I kept thinking about what Sanjay told me in Nepal about king cobras being able to propel themselves with their tale towards the head of their victim. I invisioned that king cobra going straight for my forehead. When it was time to bring out the next snakes, the king cobra's trainer walked up next to him and swiftly grabbed him around the throat and walked off. Another trainer walked onto the scene showing us his four fingers on one of his hands. He had apparently lost his index finger after a king cobra bit him.

Two more trainers brought out two siamese cobras. According to the speaker the siamese cobra venom is more potent than the king cobra's, and it takes less time to inject their victims, if you will. The trainers did the same antagonistic dance with these two snakes, then walked right up to them and snatched them up by the neck. I kept wondering how one gets past the fear of being bit. I know I never could.

There were more vipers brought out for show, but the one that impressed me the most was called something like a copperback racer. It wasn't a copperhead. Anyway, it was a smaller snake. When its trainer put it on the ground, it coiled itself up and propelled itself at the trainer's head. I stood in complete amazement as the trainer caught it in mid air with just enough room for the snake to barely miss the guy's forehead. I have never seen anything so crazy in my life. It was like some syncronized circus act.

After they showed us all the vipers, they demonstrated the milking of a siamese cobra. Right after, they showed us how they force feed them so they will produce the venom more quickly. While we were watching this demonstration, my mind went back to the museum I went through in India with the display of vipers. It showed how a person might be able to tell whether or not a snake was indeed a viper. The first way was by looking at its belly at the arrangement of scales. There are people who do this, and other crazy things, such as catching one in midair. Glad there are people willing to do this for anti-venom, but you have to question their sanity just a little bit!

King Cobra

Siamese Cobras

Milking Siamese Cobra

Force feeding after milking

One other really cool thing we did was going to a Chinese Acrobatic Act in Shanghai. There were contortionists, acrobats, gymnists. It was really neat. I think their joints must be made of rubber. All the guys had their hair spiked with wild colors, and were wearing fur half vests. It reminded me of the movie Hook. I wanted to yell "RUFIO, RUFIO!" The boys granddad really hit the nail on the head during intermission when he announced "I think they's 'bout half flyin' squirrel!"

Well, I am not sure what to do with my blog now. Nothing interesting going on here in Lubbock. Tim Rush suggested me doing something about things I love about Lubbock. I could try that, but for some reason, I think it would be about my favorite restaurants, considering that there are more restaurants per capita here than anywhere in the U.S. or probably even the world.

Thanks for hanging in on this wild adventure. If you have any blog ideas, let me know and I'll see what I can do.


greg said...

thanks for more cool pics and stories from your trip. i HATE snakes. just reading about it made me cringe. i'm not too sure about rubber-jointed people, either. not sure i can contribute to ideas for blogging. if i had any i might blog as well. anyway, you should always listen to tim...

The Gearharts said...

Sarah I love to hear about your life even when you are in Lubbock. I would NOT go as far as Greg and say you should always listen to Tim, but I think he has a great idea here for your blog. You know what many snake bite 'victims' have in common in the ER .....drunk people:)
Amy G

elaine santos said...

I must put my two cents in and second, or third, or fourth...(kinda lost count now) everyone else. You have such an amazing way of finding the interesting in the uninteresting and the extraordinary in the ordinary that a blog about Lubbock would most certainly be one that would make me curious about the place I've lived in almost my whole life.

And while seeing you regularly is WAAAAY better than reading your blog (not that your blog was awful -- it was quite entertaining and educational), I must admit I had serious withdrawals when you came home. After all, Matthew only shares you so long before he boots me out! So I say blog on sista blog on!

tim rush said...

Robert DiNero: "You can't milk a snake!"

Focker (I can't think of his name.): "Sure you can. You just squeeze their little tiny nipples..."

I think Greg could do a great blog on all the places he hasn't gone to and all the people he hasn't killed. He could tell the adventures as if he's just making them up. (wink, wink)

Sarah said...

Greg! Nice of you to drop by. Glad you weren't swept away in the tornado!

Amy, I think the snake trainers must be drunk when they sign on to handle some of the most deadly animals on earth!

Elaine, it is nice to have you and Matthew back in my life on a regular basis!

Tim, I am afraid of you saying too much. The more you say about Greg, the more it puts him in danger, which in turn puts you in danger. Beware my friend!

Su said...

Now I'm anxious to read your "Live in Lubbock" blog to find out if your life in Lubbock is more interesting than mine. (In fact, I'd be willing to concede now...)

Amy said...

Yikes!! Sarah, while reading about the king cobras, I wanted to pick my feet up off the floor and crouch in my chair. Yet, how cool to see!!!
Okay, I think you should blog about your favorite plants. Do you still work with the nursery? You could educate people about your favorite plants, flowers, least it is a start...
Amy Blackburn

Gayla said...

So Sarah, I guess that nasty grass snake that was beside my Portable the other day is really nothing to you, huh?